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ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

(via humoristics)

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121374
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10 hours ago

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

(via milesjai)

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2 days ago

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via land-is-some-bullshit)

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2 days ago
thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment
i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 
The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

(Source: ohcoroner, via bobbibloodrose)

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25613
Posted
2 days ago

pigletluke:

luke-ruinedme:

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

  • if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
  • if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
  • that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

DONT TALK THROUGH ACOUSTIC SONGS

DONT SIT DOWN

(Source: interlube, via najaravarela)

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96779
Posted
2 days ago

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(Source: reheating, via bobbibloodrose)

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300517
Posted
2 days ago

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via bobbibloodrose)

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Posted
2 days ago

loveable-elsanna:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.  THEY ARE EXACTLY ALIKE.  ITS SO FUCKING CUTE AND ADORABLE.  IM GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

(Source: pondfire, via land-is-some-bullshit)

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14224
Posted
2 days ago
ladyfabulous:

fleetwytchmac:

decadentlullaby:

When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always wear a smile. They believed that if a woman saw herself smiling that it would become natural practice and that she would be “cured”. This often went along with shock therapies.

CREEPY.

This gives a whole new level of creepiness to when random men tell you to smile.

ladyfabulous:

fleetwytchmac:

decadentlullaby:

When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always wear a smile. They believed that if a woman saw herself smiling that it would become natural practice and that she would be “cured”. This often went along with shock therapies.

CREEPY.

This gives a whole new level of creepiness to when random men tell you to smile.

(via land-is-some-bullshit)

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97003
Posted
2 days ago

yoncevevo:

xerneas:

yoncevevo:

me: keeps posting even though im getting 5 notes because i was a katy perry stan at one point in time so nothing can hurt me anymore

Interesting….

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(via xerneas)

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2 days ago
j4ya:

closed-mouth-open-mind:

I like this color but I really miss my green hair. :x

j4ya:

closed-mouth-open-mind:

I like this color but I really miss my green hair. :x

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(via trxyenutella)

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2125
Posted
2 days ago
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